Some people have sex and that’s okay
Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay
but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese
“I am a very private person, yet I am an open book.
If you don’t ask…I won’t tell.”
do you ever think about the first day you sat down to watch orphan black and how you had no idea that a girl named sarah manning would say “oh shit” and that would be the end of life as you know it
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-THE VERY ANGRY SUDDEN ADULT